My brain says no but my pants say off.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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