Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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