FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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