saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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