I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i just had sex bonerless
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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