I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you didnt know i had herpes?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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