Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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