Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
