What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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