i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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