quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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