Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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