Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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