You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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