so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
