i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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