it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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