I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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