Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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