girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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