careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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