Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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