i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
