Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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