ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
