is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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