She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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