i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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