At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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