i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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