I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
