I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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