No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
