O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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