You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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