STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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