no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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