Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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