Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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