Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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