Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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