Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Your penis caused this!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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