margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Define "chronic" masturbator.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
time to smoke my breakfast
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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