he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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