Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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