Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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