Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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