my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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