well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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