just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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