So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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