no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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