I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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